Trust Fund Sluts

[Muffy Potter-Aston must be related somehow to Gussie Fink-Nottle]

New York Post [Page Six]- June 20, 2006

MADISON Avenue preppie-duds boutique owner Andrew Parker has broken
up with his porn star girlfriend Heather Pink - jeopardizing the
release of “Trust Fund Sluts,” an X-rated flick based on the
fictionalized love lives of real Manhattan socialites.

Pink tells Page Six that Parker dumped her on Memorial Day after his
mother learned that Parker had been financing the production of
“Trust Fund Sluts” on his credit card, which Pink says Parker’s mom
pays for.

“He told me, ‘My mother knows everything and she’s going to cut me
off. I can’t be around your type of people,’ ” Pink told us.

The buxom blonde added that Parker allowed her back into the Upper
East Side apartment they shared last week - and then had building
security escort her out before she was finished packing her things.
Pink further claimed that Parker is keeping their miniature Doberman
pinscher, also named Parker, and is threatening to give it away to a
friend.

“He gave me that dog as a gift, and basically now he won’t give it
back,” she said.

Parker was set to produce “Trust Fund Sluts” - starring Pink - which
is “based on real socialites whose names I can’t mention, but if you
watch the movies you’ll figure out who they are,” Pink told The Post
back in February.

The porn goddess may have gotten her inspiration for the high-society
smutfest while working with Parker at his ultra-preppie clothing
boutique, A.S. Parker, which counts Matthew Modine, Muffy Potter- Aston and Fabian Basabe among its well-heeled clientele.

Parker told us yesterday that he gives the film a “50/50″ chance of
being released now that he’s no longer involved in the project. He
acknowledged that his mother “certainly wasn’t happy” about him
funding “Trust Fund Sluts,” but said his two-year relationship with
Pink had already run its course.

“She’s just very high-maintenance,” Parker said. “She threatened to
leave me about 100,000 times, and I just had enough. As of now, I am
out of that lifestyle. I think my involvement in that industry showed
a lack of judgment on my part.”

And what about the fate of the four-legged pooch, Parker? “The dog
happens to be mine,” he said.

2 Responses to “Trust Fund Sluts”

  1. Alexandra Barnes Says:

    Trust fund sluts grow up to be bitter, sagging, shallow women who breed for sport and then set about the spectacular display of alternately neglecting their children and heaping mounds of emotional abuse on them. Be glad you got out while you did! And you saved the dog!

  2. Tom Johansmeyer Says:

    I am working on a book on this topic; Page Six only scratches the surface. Check out http://www.myspace.com/tjohansmeyer to read a bit more about it.

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