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New York Post [Page Six] - September 28, 2006
v’ Novelist’s Xxx Movie Kin
THOMAS Pynchon, the legendarily reclusive author of such celebrated
novels as “V,” “Gravity’s Rainbow” and “The Crying of Lot 49,” has a
XXX-rated skeleton in the family closet - his brainy niece stars in
and directs hard-core porn flicks.
Village Voice sex columnist Tristan Taormino, who had a privileged
upbringing on Long Island and graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Wesleyan
University, went on to star in “The Ultimate Guide to Anal” Vols. 1
and 2, and then directed “House of A - - .” This week, the dark-
haired beauty is set to release her first Vivid Video effort,
“Chemistry,” in which seven porn stars are “left to their own devices
for two days and told nothing is off limits” and use “perv cams” to
film each other performing sex acts.
Few know that Pynchon is the brother of Taormino’s mom. For years,
Taormino has tried to get him involved in - or even just acknowledge
- her carnally charged career. But the interview-averse author, who
lives in seclusion on Long Island and refuses to be photographed, has
refused.
But Taormino is giving it one more shot. She wants Pynchon to show up
for the party for her new film at 49 Grove next Thursday, and is
inviting him to take part in her next movie - although not as a
performer.
“I think it would be fascinating for him do commentary on the next
one,” Taormino told Page Six. She said Pynchon would get a bang out
of what she does if he only took a closer look at her films and
books, which include an anthology, “Best Lesbian Erotica.”
“We’re more alike than different. We’re both writers and I think he’s
intrigued in general by pop culture,” she said, adding she doesn’t
know if Pynchon has watched her movies. “He hasn’t asked me for any
and I haven’t sent him any. I haven’t given any of them to my mother,
either.” He’s probably not aware of her online store, which features
sex toys, lubricants and all the latest latex and rubber gear.
Not surprisingly, Pynchon’s literary agent didn’t return our call.
And Taormino, who wistfully remembers when her uncle attended her
college graduation, admitted: “I’m not holding my breath.”