the cultural elitists view of Flyover Land
Thoughts of the Average American Written by Word Of The Day on May 6th, 2007 | Trackback URI |
“The violent deaths of untold thousands of anonymous brown people
disturbs me, but I have a televised sing and dance competition to
watch.”
“The role of ideologically-driven shadow groups dictating public
policy does not bother me”
“That non-threatening colored person running for public office has a
nice smile, but I will surely never vote for him.”
“All of this talk of fraud and abuse of power makes me uncomfortable.
I need more sexual predators to direct my hate and anger towards.”
“Ever since 9/11 occurred roughly 1500 miles from my place of
residence, the idea of people with different skin pigmentation makes
me nervous.”
“I believe the national politician when he says the easiest way to
combat terrorism is by bombing poverty-stricken civilians in a far
away place.”
“Homosexuals and science belong in California and Massachusetts.”
“The invisible outer space superhero of my monotheistic beliefs is
the best.”
“A life of willful ignorance of my government’s indiscretions is the
life for me.”
“An extra-marital affair between two consenting adults is a more
impeachable offense than falsifying intelligence to create a regional
conflict.”
“When it comes to rational and intelligent discourse, I look to the
two screaming people on the national news program.”
“I blame untold millions of foreigners for a stagnant economy and
unemployment, rather than an underfunded education system and the
mass exodus of multinational corporations from American soil,
facilitated by mass funding of the political system.”
“I don’t care how much it makes sense for my family, I do not want
universal health care.”
“A long life of monotonous work has been quickly placated by the
commercial with melodramatic music featuring fictional characters
I’ve learned to experience my life through.”
“Surely the only way to inform people weary of our global ambitions
of our good intentions is by branding their religion as violent and
backwards and trampling on their culture as much as possible.”
“I am glad there is finally a fair and balanced media outlet that
will pro-actively reinforce my judgments and stereotypes.”
“The discomfort and cognitive dissonance I live with in this country
is easily washed down with water mixed with high fructose corn syrup
and genetically modified food.”