damn, some feminists really don’t have a sense of humor

[I always thought that the subject heading was a cheap shot issuing =

from the likes of Katie Roiphe, but I might have to reconsider. =

Jezebel is a smart and amusing new product from Gawker Media.]

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2007/may#000874

What women (don’t) want

Imagine taking the very worst of those magazine’s supposedly aimed at =

women and distilling it in a big vat of misogynist nonsense and then =

unloading it onto the web. Welcome to Jezebel, the new “women’s” blog =

from Gawker.

I think the view Gawker has of women is very neatly summed up when =

they mention “Nebraska” and feel the need to add “(a state)”=85 I wish =

I was making this up.

So what is it that us women are interested in then? Mainly =

relationships - other peoples it seems, a good two-thirds of stories =

are about celebrity relationships. Personally I am interested in =

celebrity relationships - I’m interested in how they’re portrayed in =

the media and how they highlight gender issues that “ordinary” people =

may be experiencing.

For instance Anne Heche’s divorce - we’re told she’s a poor cook =

while he looks up internet porn while he’s meant to be looking after =

their child. Those are some really interesting issues. As a woman - =

what do you do if you discover your partner uses large amounts of =

pornography? How does it affect your relationship, how does it make =

you feel and how do you react if there’s a risk of children finding =

it? And these days a lot of women and even more men have very limited =

kitchen skills. The wide availability of pre-prepared food may appear =

to be making life easier but if it generates a generation who are =

effectively unable to prepare fresh food from fresh ingredients, then =

that has serious implications for our health and wellbeing.

Sadly that’s not the Jezebel response. They’ve gone with “Sounds like =

a normal marriage to us!” Never mind that more men than women admit =

to poor culinary skills. And remember ladies - all men look at porn, =

just get used to it.

As for the rest of it, try these extracts for size=85

“Does this mean we can stop coloring our hair?” When were we supposed to start? Did I miss a meeting?

“Guess those fake breasts paid off!” Since when was cosmetic surgery a business plan?

“You can never be subtle enough when it comes to reminding a guy =

where his vagina is coming from” Any sentence with the words ‘his vagina’ needs a re-think doesn’t it?

“Conventional wisdom holds that women’s magazines aren’t as good as =

men’s magazines.” At what? And who writes half the crap in so-called women’s magazines? =

Men! I don’t think the author of this piece has subscribed to BUST yet=85

“Males of the species: Now, sadly, even more irrelevant.” Speak for yourselves, the men in my life are very relevant thanks. Of =

course the article is about fertility treatment. Because remember =

ladies - life is about baby-making!

“We thought feminism was supposed to be straightforward.” Who told you that? It’s as diverse as, erm, the women who definitely =

WON’T be reading your stupid website!

posted by Kate Smurthwaite at 4:06 PM

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