HP
Ok, so what happened with Harry Potter? A friend reports that he was
gang-raped by dwarves, but achieved some sort of philosophical uplift
from the experience, but I’m guessing this is a fabrication? Did the
little hellspawn die or what? Google is offering no help.
My sister-in-law told me that Harvard Sq was closed off on Friday
night for the HP release nonsense, and it was filled with people in
costume. I also hear that hipster Brooklyn is overrun with people
wearing capes & glasses reading that doorstop of a book. What’s up
with this anyway?